Login or register to add your ratings and comments! Alizee (known by her first name, she's officially Alizee Jacotey) is a very hot little (5'3") French singer who can accurately be classified as a "pop tart". We have no idea what's she's singing when she sings - but it's more of a visual experience for us anyway. Probably the same for most guys. What can we say? We're pigs.